| Hey man, have you ever noticed how naturally hairy free spirited women are? No way man, I am telling the truth. They're like all natural, man. Seriously man, like they don't even know what a razor is. Okay, some shave their legs but thats only because the man tells them they have to man. Like hairy legs are ugly or something man. Mine are really hairy and nobody seems to mind that so why not a chick, man? Have checked out the hot fresh chicks at HippieGoddess, man? They are so beautiful man but I can only check them out after my old lady actually goes to sleep or passes out. Woah, did you see that? I think her hairy pubes moved man. Like they were swaying in the wind from the cool ocean breeze. Really man, that bushy girl just winked at me. She just told me to come to bed man...oh wait, that was my old lady. I have got to put the brownies away I am starting to see things. Man that was wild like the time I stared at cheeze wiz on a cracker for hour man. It talked to me. Told me things like Hendrix sucked and Lennon was gay, man. I had to eat it just to shut it up. Nobody insults our greatest philosophers! I am all for freedom of speach but that was taking it to far, man. I know man, love not war! Thats why I liked it when our leaders were getting blowjobs, man. Who wants to fight when your getting a hummer. Not the car, man. They use too much gas. What I was saying, was that maybe we need to get a petetion and have that Monica chick blow all the leaders or give them all a cigar and let them dip it into a hairy diva so they can sniff it later. Like when they get all bent out of shape, man. Who would push the button if you were sniffing the juices from delicious jungle snatch. Hey man, have you checked out Hippie Goddess yet? Far out man, you are going to join after you get done talking to me. Yeah I am digging talking to you too man. Like we were lost brothers or something. Wait, are you my brother? Oh yeah, I don't have a brother. Wait, yeah I do, but he lives in another state really far away. Well man, the old lady over heard us talking about love and blowjobs and has gotten aroused so I gotta go man. Plus I got the munchies and the old lady says she has some jungle pie waiting for me. Peace and love, man! |
Hey Man, You have to be over 18 to go inside
Didn't your mom ever tell you you could go blind doing that? Hey man, have you seen my glasses?
There on top of my head. Thanks man. I put them there so I won't loose them when I am looking
at all the naked hippie chicks filled with their own natural hairy diva ;)
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